You breezed through the first season of Orange Is the New Black in 13 glorious hours and now you're jonesing for new episodes like Taystee needs control of the television remote.
Ellen DeGeneres, to the rescue! The comedian claims to have discovered a deleted scene from season one that finally answers questions surrounding Piper Chapman's time in solitary confinement.
The funny sketch may not be real, but perhaps Ellen is just angling for role on OITNB's next season. Imagine Ellen as the wiser, less creepy older sister of Pornstache or the new, take-no-nonsense prison guard. It could happen.
And be sure to check out OITNB's Taryn Manning in this week's "5 Facts" episode.