Monday, October 26, 2009

WHAT IF LIL WAYNE WERE TO CUT HIS HAIR?!


LMFAO.

But on a serious note...
As word is still spreading that LIL WAYNE was sentenced to one year in state prison, now come the inevitable questions: logistics.

Among many of the questions comes an interesting one: Will Weezy have to cut off his dreadlocks?

By now most of the world knows Wayne with his signature dreads – he even helped spur a resurgence of the tedious style following his meteoric success. But according to New York State law, dreadlocks are almost always forbidden.

We reached out to a lawyer friend of ours to find out Wayne’s sentence means for his almost waist-length locks.

“Male prisoners are only allowed to wear their hair in cornrows, going straight back. And they can’t exceed the ‘natural hairline’ in length.” Now of course our question is: what does ‘natural hairline’ mean?

“It means it can’t extend the neck.” But there is one loop-hole in the issue – though I’m not sure it’s going to help Wayne. “Prisoners who claim Rastafarri as their religion are allowed in most cases to keep their locks. But even then there’s a process to determine if it’s genuine.”

I know what you’re saying, Why does it matter to prison officials in the first place? Well the rules on personal grooming have everything to do with safety and control. Authorities argue that contraband can be hidden in the hair and that is can be shaved to quickly alter appearance in the event of escape.

So it doesn’t look good for Weezy. This will be one interesting mug sh
ot.

23 comments:

laquanda said...

boy u fucking pooh go get u a day job

jasmine.m said...

In wat state is that. . . Cause my cousin in in jail and he had his dreads when he went in and he didn't have to cut them and they are down to his shoulder blade. . . I think its ludacris if he has to cut his dr3ads

Anonymous said...

this is stupid azz hell cause de man can pay them to keep them..he got enough money to so i think tey should let him keep them cause he wouldnt look right without the

raeneishia said...

nigga you slick ugly got that e.t head an shit

raeneishia said...

damn u ugly you dont get your birdman lukin ass on

Anonymous said...

dat nigga ugly wt out dreads

Anonymous said...

If you goin to cut your dreads........why so short????

Anonymous said...

why do my husbang gotta cut hiz dreads off ima cry

inspiered onee said...

I thinkk that that's just a load of bullshit myy dude! I'm going to gett dreads inna whilee and braid em upp. I wanna proove niggas wrong!

Anonymous said...

i dont think they should make him cut them all off ! they should just cut it short or somethin .

3lmo said...

muhfucka aint gone let nobody cut his damn hair nigga, he gone pay up dem greens to keep his shit

MYSS. MAY said...

why tha fuk lil wayne gotta cut his dreads off???? dis sum bullshit..... love u [&&] and going to miss u lil wayne.
stay srong weezy f baby

Anonymous said...

Lil Wayne no matter they try to do to you u will always be "lil wayne" THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE!!!!! but i have one diagreement. i don't like some of your song lyrics! why? because you are filling wrong things in these young mens head!! thats why these lil boys are here shooting one another..

Anonymous said...

why lil wayne qottah cut his dreads off ??
ima love him no matter what buhh damnn brahh thats some fucked up shiit ,
he dont look the same without them ,
&& they need tah jump off hiis case && let the niqqah bee !
ihts his dreads , he could just pay them to keep iht ! .

Anonymous said...

okayy to that chickk above me RAENEISHA or how eva ha name spelled..

BITCH yu stupid . & nobodyy hollin bout yo damn uqq muqq lookin self..

BITCH qetcho wait upp , yu so lamee !

yu need auh lifee is thiss all you do bloqq about peoplee who can qivee to fuhks bout you .
qett yo weiqht up niqqa. i bet waynee dONT qo aroundd talkinn bout yoo dirtyy stankk ass .
qet yu auh lifee hOee .

Young Jeezy Mixtapes said...

His hair isn't going anywhere

Anonymous said...

You people need to learn to fucking type!!!

Anonymous said...

If he has to cut his dreads there will be a fucking uproar, me included. Its fucking mental if the law expects us to just sit down and let a ledgend be violated!!!!

Anonymous said...

ugggghhhhh pooorrrr weezzzyyyy weee he would honestly look like an Ethiopian sorry love ya but ewww god imma pray for his looks

Nickasaur said...

thats freakn retarded! He looks horrible without dreds, and why didn't he just cut the dang things short?!? Why did he shave his frfeakn head?!?!

john said...

looks like a rat. but a rat that can spIT! thats forsure

ceb150 said...

fucking ugly wayne... glad he didnt.

Anonymous said...

all these people be needin lives!!!! haha holla at me now! pshhhh lil wayne aint do this. yall is stupid. and learn to quit cussin and go to church.... lil wayne is a good rapper!!!! love ya wezzy fbaby!